I'm sick of you little girl and boy groupsĪll you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"Īnd show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred DurstĪnd hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?" Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goesĪll you other Slim Shadys are just imitating Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elopeīut if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Who cut other people open like cantaloupesīut if we can hump dead animals and antelopes We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"Īnd if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kissĪnd that's the message that we deliver to little kidsĪnd expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let looseīut can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head looseīut no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what "Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"ĭr.
It's the return of the "ah, wait, no way, you're kidding They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah)
Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the doorĪnd started whoopin' her ass worse than before Y'all act like you never seen a white person before I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?